I hate it when someone says “I’ll be there in the morning” and you have no idea if that means 9 am or 11:59 am, so you don’t take a shower because you don’t want to miss the person, especially when you NEED the flowers the person is bringing. Then it’s suddenly 10:48, you haven’t had a shower, your hair is sticky-uppy, you have things to do and you don’t know when this person is going to arrive and all you want in life is a shower. I must have a shower! Bring me my flowers! <\/p>\n
Ugh. <\/p>\n
And then, as soon as the person calls me, I have to call someone else to come over and then at noon someone ELSE is coming over (all relating to the flowers) so when will I get my shower? Why didn’t I take a shower as soon as I scuttled Erik out the door? And why is Elsa throwing books down the stairs? Why didn’t her mother raise her better than that (though she did have a dry diaper this morning, so it’s not all bad raising!)<\/p>\n
Oh flying spaghetti monster, I just saw the book she is throwing around and it’s a children’s Bible that some well meaning person gifted us with. Now she wants to read a story about the sheep. Bah! <\/p>\n
Yay! Let’s read stories about genocide, but they have a happy ending because there’s a rainbow! Hee-haw! Painful, terrifying, destruction of the human race is a-ok as long as you make it pretty.<\/p>\n
There is a serious feast of crows going on outside my window. These creatures are so nasty and bold. I hate crow season. Very few people around here use garbage cans so the crows just sit there and pick apart the bags, leaving piles of trash everywhere. <\/p>\n
Yo ho ho. Aren’t I chipper?<\/p>\n
My neighbor gave some some super cute little dresses for Elsa yesterday. I am hoping she can wear them this spring. They are 3T, her current size, so it will be a gamble. She also
\nbrought over a cute denim jumper (I guess that’s what it’s called?) that she could wear now if I bought an undershirt to go with it, and maybe some tights. I love tights. <\/p>\n
Guess I better go do something productive if I’m going to be stuck at home waiting for people to show up. My house is such a disaster right now. I am totally not motivated to clean, especially the bathrooms. My hands are so cracked and sore right now that I can hardly stand it. Getting them wet is torture. Yes, I’m slathering them with all manner of goopy concoctions, but I wash my hands too much during the day. Cracked hands or e. coli? I guess I’ll take cracked hands.<\/p>\n
This is why I always take a shower first thing. My shower is my coffee. I’m a total crab when I’m oily and stinky and gross.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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