{"id":1080,"date":"2012-12-12T21:17:44","date_gmt":"2012-12-13T04:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=1080"},"modified":"2012-12-12T21:17:44","modified_gmt":"2012-12-13T04:17:44","slug":"life-lessons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=1080","title":{"rendered":"Life Lessons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why do some lessons in life never stick? <\/p>\n<p>Lesson 1:  sexy underwear makes you feel sexy.<\/p>\n<p>DUH!  It has been so long since I&#8217;ve felt like my body was worth clothing in anything remotely sexy.  Pregnancy, nursing, fatness. . . it all does me in.  My order came in today and I have new underwear that is the right size, looks cute, and isn&#8217;t hanging all over the place.  My old underwear was at least 2 sizes too big.  How did I not notice how uncomfortable that was?<\/p>\n<p>I also tried out some different bra sizes and am thrilled to discover I&#8217;m down to a D cup!  Maybe even a C cup because the D cup is sagging a little!  I&#8217;ll go to the brick and mortar store to exchange the bras that don&#8217;t fit and I&#8217;ll try on a C cup while I&#8217;m there.  Unless you have big boobs, you have NO IDEA how exciting this is.  After I had Elsa I was wearing a GG cup.  My boobs were entering the room a full 30 seconds before the rest of my body.  <\/p>\n<p>After my little shopping excursion today I&#8217;m feeling much better about myself.  I also found a black shrug that works perfectly with my sleeveless purple dress, so I&#8217;m all ready for tomorrow. I bought some sparkly silver jewelry and some black nylons.  I have some fancy shoes from a couple of years ago.  I will not be dowdy or frumpy.  Whoo-hoo!<\/p>\n<p>You know what I hate?  Dress Barn has good quality clothes that are usually cut perfectly for my body.  But they are all frumpy!  Lane Bryant has the type of clothes I want, but they are all really poor quality and aren&#8217;t cut in the most flattering fashion.  Bah.  Why can&#8217;t they trade goals (or whatever it is that causes them to carry those types of clothing).<\/p>\n<p>But we were talking about life lessons.<\/p>\n<p>Life Lesson #2:  I can accomplish so much more when I have a list to check off.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe how much crap I got done today.  I started with a huge 20 item to-do list and got through 14 items. If I wouldn&#8217;t have written it all down and had the pleasure of marking it all off, I probably wouldn&#8217;t have accomplished anything.  <\/p>\n<p>[Three hours later. . . wow!  Got even more done.  Wrapped a bunch of presents and was really smart this year.  I&#8217;m still not sure exactly what we have, so I put post its on each present so I&#8217;ll know what&#8217;s in it and can divvy it up a little better when I have everything.  For the past several years we&#8217;ve used fabric gift bags, but I can never resist buying clearance wrapping paper.  This year I am going to try to use some of it up.  I&#8217;ll still use the gift bags for awkward gifts.  I&#8217;m kind of tired of looking at them.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do some lessons in life never stick? Lesson 1: sexy underwear makes you feel sexy. DUH! It has been so long since I&#8217;ve felt like my body was worth clothing in anything remotely sexy. Pregnancy, nursing, fatness. . . it all does me in. 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