Gross gross gross gross gross.<\/p>\n
I just found the source of the mystery smell.<\/p>\n
There was a bag in the closet (does anyone else hang bags on hangers in their hall closet so they don’t lose the stuff and the kids don’t get into it? I have my MOMS Club bag, my EBay bag, and a few other bags). This particular stinky bag was full of Christmas gifts that I have ZERO recollection purchasing. As I dug into the bag (Jake and the Pirates puzzle? Ariel Barbie? Purple toddler digital camera????? Where the f— did this stuff come from????) the smell got worse and worse. I was so confused. Do things wrapped in plastic eventually smell this bad from all the evil plastic chemicals? WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE????<\/p>\n
Then came the discovery.<\/p>\n
An almost gone, completely rotten, moldy, black, smelly banana. Ohhhhhh, my friends, you should be glad you did not have to see the thing I saw in that bag. <\/p>\n
As luck would have it, it is in the mid-60s this morning! Windows are wide open and I hope the smell dissipates now that the problem has been removed. I never knew a rotten banana would have such a chemical smell. Too bad it completely ruined what looked to be a brand new reusable grocery bag.<\/p>\n
Notice the part where I said it was in the mid-60s? I heard it is supposed to get up to the 70s this week. And my new super warm winter coat just arrived! Perfect timing. It was a pretty sweet deal for the coat, so I won’t complain.<\/p>\n
And now Elsa’s birthday gifts are purchased (if I remember the bag of mystery items exists in about three months)! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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