My phone has been buzzing all day, but I never use it for text messaging so didn’t realize that’s what all the buzz was about. When I finally checked the voice messages I had a ton of messages from various Tennessee numbers (I have a Tennessee number, which is what happens when you order your cell phone online) all asking for sex. I was incensed. What kind of man thinks he’s going to get a little something something when his opening line is “sup i need head” <\/p>\n
I mean, seriously? What self-respecting woman wouldn’t give the guy a swift kick to the head with that kind of behavior? I certainly wouldn’t be rushing over to fill this guy’s needs. <\/p>\n
I noticed one guy (I am just assuming gender) had texted three times, so I texted him back “wrong number, pig.”<\/p>\n
He texted me right back and apparently he can use proper English. He let me know that my phone number had been posted on Craigslist as an escort ad.<\/p>\n
Well then.<\/p>\n
I guess he wasn’t a bad guy after all. He may be after a prostitute, but he had some kernel of human decency to let me know what was going on.<\/p>\n
There was another guy who was persistent and I texted him back as well, but he didn’t care that it was a wrong number. He still wanted to “git wit it.”<\/p>\n
I have contacted Craigslist, so hopefully they can help. I just checked my voice mail and want to delete everything without listening. Ten new messages from today. I can just imagine.<\/p>\n
I am kind of chuckling. It is annoying and gross, but it is an adventure. At this point I truly do believe it was a typo or mistake and not a malicious prank since all the numbers are coming from Tennessee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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