{"id":1131,"date":"2013-03-03T18:22:48","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T01:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=1131"},"modified":"2013-03-03T18:22:48","modified_gmt":"2013-03-04T01:22:48","slug":"well-then-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=1131","title":{"rendered":"Well Then"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to get a new number tomorrow.  Apparently people wrote down the phone number of their favorite fake whore.  I just got a pic of a giant naked cock. A few minutes later I got a text saying &#8220;im sorry from da bottom of my hart i had wrong number&#8221; so at least he somehow figured it out.<\/p>\n<p>This has gone on long enough, though.  I get a few calls and texts a day about the business.  Most of them are just annoying, but that last one?  Ugh.  I really don&#8217;t need that on my phone.<\/p>\n<p>Completely unrelated:  Erik had a sleepover last night and came home wanting to play Minecraft.  He used all his saved money to buy a refurbished desktop and the game.  He has no clue how to play and just keeps whining about it.  I&#8217;m about to go into orbit with the whining.  I have no clue how to play the game.  I don&#8217;t want to have a clue.  I have a shit ton of work to do.  I am mean and cranky and having a visit from dear aunt flo (which always feels weird to write since I actually <i>have<\/i> an Aunt Flo.  It took me years to figure out not everyone had an Aunt Flo.)<\/p>\n<p>I hope I&#8217;m in a better mood tomorrow.  I hate throwing bigger fits than my two year old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to get a new number tomorrow. Apparently people wrote down the phone number of their favorite fake whore. I just got a pic of a giant naked cock. A few minutes later I got a text saying &#8220;im sorry from da bottom of my hart i had wrong number&#8221; so at least he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}