{"id":1156,"date":"2013-04-12T18:26:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-13T01:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=1156"},"modified":"2013-04-12T18:26:00","modified_gmt":"2013-04-13T01:26:00","slug":"my-talent-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=1156","title":{"rendered":"My Talent Returns"},"content":{"rendered":"

As I told my dermatologist last year, my biggest talent is growing things. I have pilar cysts all over my scalp (they are basically big sacs filled with keratin). I had a teratoma on my ovary. My GYN wouldn’t tell me the contents, but confirmed that if I read google I would know what was in it. Google tells me they are full of bones, teeth, hair, skin, etc. You know, you’re basic random body parts shoved into a little bag in my ovary. My talent is vast.<\/p>\n

While my mom was here she was telling me about a family friend who had a cyst on her wrist. They didn’t have insurance, so her husband slammed a can of corn on it, which burst the thing and made it go away.<\/p>\n

Tuesday during BodyPump I noticed that my wrist feeling a little tweakish during certain moves. Yesterday I thought the joint was swollen. Today it is huge! It is clearly a cyst, so I looked it up and found out there is a specific kind of cyst that grows on your wrist joint–a ganglion cyst. It’s a sac filled with fluid that can turn gelatinous. Yummy! <\/p>\n

In the old days they called them bible bumps because the accepted cure was to have someone in the family bash it with a bible to break it up. That is not the preferred treatment these days, but do you think I would let a little something like common sense stop me?<\/p>\n

I couldn’t bring myself to actually bash the bump with a book or canned good, especially since I was home alone. I pressed it against the table really hard and felt a small pop. Now, instead of a big lump, I have a bagel wrist.<\/p>\n

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It’s not quite as bad as a Japanese bagel forehead (what a strange, strange land), but it is not attractive either. I’m planning on calling the doctor on Monday if it doesn’t go away on it’s own. Maybe I’ll even let Mike bash me with one of his bibles (aka giant Wheel of Time book).<\/p>\n

Guess I better go put Erik to bed. Do I really have to read to him tonight? I know I do, but we’re back to Magic Tree House books and you know how I feel about those. Ugh. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As I told my dermatologist last year, my biggest talent is growing things. I have pilar cysts all over my scalp (they are basically big sacs filled with keratin). I had a teratoma on my ovary. My GYN wouldn’t tell me the contents, but confirmed that if I read google I would know what was […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}