Erik, 7, completely out of the blue: It must be really hard for a dad and a dad or a mom and a mom to get any kids.<\/p>\n
Me: Yes, it is very difficult, but there are some ways they can do it. They can adopt a baby like [our friends] did, or they can do some medical procedures to get babies.<\/p>\n
E: What kind of medical procedures?<\/p>\n
Me: Well, dads can find a nice lady or two to help. One can donate her egg–the doctor has to go get it with a surgery. Then the other lady can grow the baby in her womb. The doctor can put it in her tummy. If it is two mommies, they can just find a nice man who has extra sperm and the doctor can put it in her tummy and hope it grows a baby.<\/p>\n
E: That seems like a lot of trouble for the moms. Why don’t they just tell the nice man to put it in the old way?<\/p>\n
Me, dying: Well, sometimes they probably do that if they don’t have the money for medical procedures but ladies who love other ladies think it is yucky to have a man’s penis in their vagina. Plus, they don’t love the man so that makes it extra yucky.<\/p>\n
E: Hmmm. Well, that’s what I’d do if I was a mommy who wanted a baby. <\/p>\n
Me: Ooooookkkkkkaaaayyyy.<\/p>\n
E: Wait a minute! Did you like it when daddy put his penis in your vagina? I know he did it twice because you have two children! Did you enjoy that?<\/p>\n
Me: Oh! Look at the time! The bus is almost here!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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