{"id":1213,"date":"2013-07-25T20:48:01","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T03:48:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=1213"},"modified":"2013-07-25T20:48:01","modified_gmt":"2013-07-26T03:48:01","slug":"brutal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=1213","title":{"rendered":"Brutal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need someone to come and carry me up the stairs. My poor muscles feel like they are made of jelly, thanks to a brutal BodyPump class.  It&#8217;s always bad when I miss a week and it&#8217;s always bad when they have a new release, so guess what happened?  I missed a week due to my beach vacation and when I came back it was time for the new release, so it was a double whammy.<\/p>\n<p>BodyPump is a group weight lifting class set to music and based on endurance.  Every twelve weeks they have completely new choreography that the instructors must use for a few weeks.  After awhile the instructors can use any choreography that they choose from the current or past release.  The new release is always tough b\/c you don&#8217;t have the muscle memory to go with the songs, so it feels like you are working harder.<\/p>\n<p>The chest track is usually just straight up chest presses, sometimes with some push-ups thrown in for giggles.  I started doing the program during release 54 I think and it&#8217;s now at release 89, and I&#8217;m always surprised that they can come up with new things when it feels like it is just the same thing over and over.  This release has a few new things, one of which was the fly for the chest.<\/p>\n<p>Holy crap! <\/p>\n<p>The presses?  They burn out my shoulders, but I&#8217;ve never felt anything in my chest.  I didn&#8217;t really believe I had muscles under my boobs.<\/p>\n<p>Today?  Today I thought I was having a heart attack!  I had a deep burn under my left boob and was wondering if I should call 911.  I finally figured out it was my chest muscle.  Learn something new every day!  I have a muscle under there!<\/p>\n<p>In other news, Erik is off at a sleep over.  I am so thankful that he has grown into a good kid.  He was such a pill as a toddler and preschooler that I never thought we&#8217;d get to the point where he is polite, kind, thoughtful and just all around pretty terrific even if he does drive me crazy on occasion.  <\/p>\n<p>It is so much easier parenting Elsa because I look at Erik and see that all this typical three year old business will go away someday.  Right now she is in the &#8220;saying awful things&#8221; stage where she regularly tells us she hates us, she doesn&#8217;t like us, we aren&#8217;t her best friend, etc.  <\/p>\n<p>When Erik went through this stage it made me crazy and really bothered me.  I thought I was a horrible mother, that my son would tell me he hated me.  I thought he was some kind of psychopath that he would say such horrible things.  I stressed and worried and spent all my time trying to control the uncontrollable.  No one can control the things that come out of a 3 year olds mouth*.<\/p>\n<p>Now I just shrug it off, make sure to tell her it isn&#8217;t nice and hurts our feelings and don&#8217;t let the words of a three year old send me off the rails.  I have proof positive that she will not be like this forever.  I am not raising crazed hyenas.  Three year olds become seven year olds and one day we&#8217;ll have a reasonable conversation.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of conversations, here&#8217;s Erik&#8217;s latest.  &#8220;So, mom, how did the first two people ever figure out how to make a baby?  Why would they ever think to try that, <i>thing<\/i>?  That&#8217;s just so gross.  How did they know it would make a baby if they did <i>it<\/i>?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I tried to tell him that they saw animals doing it and thought they should try it, but he didn&#8217;t think that was a very good answer.  Then I told him I didn&#8217;t really know, so maybe he should ask his dad.  <\/p>\n<p>*Obviously you can and should <i>try<\/i> to keep them from cursing, but there are only so many battles I am willing to fight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need someone to come and carry me up the stairs. My poor muscles feel like they are made of jelly, thanks to a brutal BodyPump class. It&#8217;s always bad when I miss a week and it&#8217;s always bad when they have a new release, so guess what happened? 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