{"id":228,"date":"2010-08-04T12:52:26","date_gmt":"2010-08-04T19:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=228"},"modified":"2010-08-04T12:53:31","modified_gmt":"2010-08-04T19:53:31","slug":"bits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"Bits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a bunch of random stuff that I&#8217;ve mentioned or people have asked me about.<\/p>\n<p>1)  The sonogram results:  I have a cyst.  Duh.  How many times do I need to be diagnosed?  I am going in for another one in October to see if it is growing or changing.  The doctor doesn&#8217;t want to do surgery if it isn&#8217;t bothering me, but it <i>is<\/i> bothering me quite a bit.  I am trying to hold out for October when Elsa is six months old.  She won&#8217;t take a bottle so I am concerned about needing to be in the hospital a few days and pumping and dumping.<\/p>\n<p>My sister is concerned that I&#8217;m having an abortion and thinks it is a terrible idea.  She&#8217;s very pro-life and doesn&#8217;t understand that even though the cyst has body parts it isn&#8217;t a baby and doesn&#8217;t have a body.  It doesn&#8217;t matter how long it grows, it will never develop a body.  It doesn&#8217;t have a brain.  It isn&#8217;t anything like a baby.  She&#8217;s still concerned and thinks I&#8217;m a terrible person for even considering &#8220;getting rid of it.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t imagine all the horrible people real women who get abortions have to deal with.  I&#8217;m not even having an abortion and am getting this BS!  Maddening.  Truly maddening.  I&#8217;m not even going to go into my views of abortion (pro-choice) or what&#8217;s wrong with this world because it will wind me up too much).<\/p>\n<p>2)  I found a charger for the GameBoy at Overstock.  I am hoping it gets here by Saturday (we leave in the evening).  I&#8217;m sure it will.  We already got one game.  I specifically ordered it from a vendor in Maryland hoping that would help speed it up.  The vendor turned out to be about five miles from our house so my evil plan worked.<\/p>\n<p>3)  I love, love, love my new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lollipopkisses.com\/botanicalazurelexietotebyfleurville.aspx\">DIAPER BAG<\/a>.  It&#8217;s beautiful. And functional.  And perfect in every way.  I didn&#8217;t understand the stroller strap option, but now that I understand I want to know why all bags don&#8217;t come with such a thing.  Basically you hook these two loop things onto your stroller then you clip your bag on when you go somewhere and it hangs nicely.  <\/p>\n<p>4)  I am losing all my baby hair and it is beyond annoying.  Yesterday I started crying when one of the hairs was white.  Solid white.  Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!  When did <i>that<\/i> happen?  I thought I was going to be spared the monthly dye jobs that most of my friends have already started, but I guess not.  <\/p>\n<p>5)  We have a new store for big busted women at our mall, <a href=\"http:\/\/bastiensfoundations.com\/\">Bastien&#8217;s Foundations<\/a> and I love it!  I hadn&#8217;t looked in it before because I&#8217;m nursing, but I noticed a sign that said they carry nursing bras.  They don&#8217;t have a huge selection, but any selection at all is better than nothing.  I was shocked when the gal took my measurements and said I was an I cup.  That would explain why my boobs are falling out of my swimsuit.  Honestly, I don&#8217;t think she was that accurate, but I was able to buy a bra that fit really well and felt fabulous.  They even had some sexy bras, but not sexy nursing bras.  I hope they are still in business when I&#8217;m done nursing.  I looked at their website hoping to direct you to your local store, but they only have one brick and mortar location.  If you are big busted you&#8217;ll have to come visit me and we&#8217;ll go bra shopping.  They even have a nice little waiting area for your boyfriend\/husband\/kid.<\/p>\n<p>I filled out a survey thing to get coupons and was laughing at one of the questions.  They wanted to know if I would be willing to mentor a big busted teen with self-esteem problems due to her big bust.  I circled maybe.  A store with a social conscience is nice. I&#8217;m not sure what to say to a big busted teenager other than telling them that foundation garments are key and scoop necks are not your friend.<\/p>\n<p>6)  I smell sour milk.  I fear it is me.  <\/p>\n<p>7)  I did my 31 Things for 31 Days list for my moms club newsletter (thanks Bethany!) and now am trying to do something off the list with Erik every day.  It&#8217;s hard to be fun and educational every day.  Everything seems like so much work, even the small things.  Why can&#8217;t we just take a nap every day?  Of course, my main problem is that I don&#8217;t want to go outside.  It&#8217;s disgusting out there.  The humidity is so thick you can see it.  I can&#8217;t wait to get to Oregon.  <\/p>\n<p>8.) I was going to have a &#8220;no spending money day&#8221; yesterday and failed miserably.  We had a traveling salesman come to our door, which was the first sign that my goal was doomed to failure.  I ended up buying a set of kid&#8217;s encyclopedias.  I fondly remember my grandma&#8217;s set and am sure this set will see a lot of use over the years.  <\/p>\n<p>Then I thought I would be smart and go to the consignment store and use my credit to buy Elsa a new baby play pad (the one we have is pretty lame).  Turns out I didn&#8217;t have any credit and they had a really cool pedal powered go-kart that Erik had to have.  We got it home and he totally freaked out and refused to use it.  When I have time to work with him a little I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll love it and it will see a lot of use through the years.  Plus, I got a much better play pad for Elsa so it wasn&#8217;t like it was totally frivulous stuff.  I was going to get a play pad anyway so I suppose I did save a bit of money.  <\/p>\n<p>I decided I couldn&#8217;t spend any more money so I sent Mike to the karate school to deal with the hard sell.  It turns out to be a better deal than swimming lessons, so Mike signed Erik up for six months (starting in Sept) and we got a free birthday party out of the deal.  I am so glad I don&#8217;t have to plan a party.  I&#8217;ll still have to do a lot of the food\/favors\/invites planning, but I won&#8217;t have to build an obstacle course, dress like Indiana Jones, or run myself ragged entertaining 10 four year olds for a couple hours.  Being the party runner is exhausting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a bunch of random stuff that I&#8217;ve mentioned or people have asked me about. 1) The sonogram results: I have a cyst. Duh. How many times do I need to be diagnosed? I am going in for another one in October to see if it is growing or changing. 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