{"id":248,"date":"2010-08-24T16:12:36","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T23:12:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=248"},"modified":"2010-08-24T16:12:36","modified_gmt":"2010-08-24T23:12:36","slug":"twenty-five-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=248","title":{"rendered":"Twenty-five Minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*I had exactly 25 minutes to post before the pizza was ready (assuming Elsa doesn&#8217;t wake up).  I was only going to post.  Why did I let myself get sucked into FB?<\/p>\n<p>*I bought Erik a weapon.  Green light saber.  Oh my.  I said I would never do that, but when the other kids on the street all have them and tell him he&#8217;s not allowed to play with them unless he has a weapon. . . well. . .what&#8217;s a mom to do?  Be PC or let kids be kids?<\/p>\n<p>*Erik is obsessed with dying.  Bedtimes have been horrible lately.  He cries and cries, almost working himself into hysterics.  &#8220;I&#8217;m going to miss you so much when you die!  Don&#8217;t die!&#8221;  I explain, and explain that I won&#8217;t die until he&#8217;s a great big man with kids of his own.  I even broke down and told him that when I die I&#8217;ll go up to the clouds and watch over him (if I can let him believe in Santa, why can&#8217;t I let him believe that even if I don&#8217;t believe it?  Ohhhhhh.  Personal moral quandry.  Sorry to those who do believe in heaven.  I just don&#8217;t.  Sort of wish I did since it&#8217;s a really nice idea.)<\/p>\n<p>*I&#8217;ve been going through huge stacks of baby clothes.  Some people really need a lesson on doing laundry.  I can&#8217;t stand dingy looking clothes, but one person who gives me clothes has nothing but dingy stuff.  I&#8217;d really prefer not to get anything from her, but how do I tell her that?  Do I invite myself over to give her a laundry lesson?  <\/p>\n<p>*I hate having a period.  I hate it even more when I can&#8217;t use my Diva Cup.  I forgot to order a new size after my last period and now I&#8217;m paying the price.  I have my new size on order, but that&#8217;s not helping me this time.  I forgot how messy and gross and just. . . UGH. . .the whole thing is.  I almost broke down and went to Whole Foods to buy one, but I called and they were $10 more than one online (including shipping).  I don&#8217;t think you normally ever have to buy a new size, but months of forced celibacy will do that to a person I guess.  When will these kids start sleeping at a decent hour?<\/p>\n<p>*Elsa&#8217;s four month check-up was yesterday.  She&#8217;s up to 19 lb 9 oz and 25.5 inches.  So off the charts for weight, 70th percentile for height and 95th for head circumference.  Nice, healthy baby.  The doctor asked if I had any concerns, then just laughed at me when I said &#8220;ummmmm.  She&#8217;s just so happy.  She never cries.  Is that ok?&#8221;  For awhile I was worried she had something mentally wrong with her since she&#8217;s always so happy, but she is very curious, alert and engaged.  I guess there&#8217;s just a such thing as a happy baby.  I didn&#8217;t know that was a possibility when Erik was a baby.  Our parenting philosophy with him was &#8220;whatever makes the baby stop screaming&#8221; but since this baby doesn&#8217;t cry we aren&#8217;t constantly trying to figure things out.<\/p>\n<p>*It&#8217;s too bad our trip to Oregon was so painful.  Otherwise it would have been very pleasant.  My family actually behaved themselves pretty well and there wasn&#8217;t as much dog hair.  My mom had to put down her basset mix and that cut the dog hair down by at least 3\/4.  Before, you could sweep every hour and get enough hair to knit a plus sized sweater every time.  This time you only had to sweep every four or five hours.  <\/p>\n<p>*Erik was pretty funny this time.  He noticed that the house is a lot dirtier than our house and kept commenting that he didn&#8217;t want to walk around barefoot because it was yucky.  He really didn&#8217;t want to use my dad&#8217;s bathroom because it was nasty (I won&#8217;t go in there).  He also kept asking the cousins why they didn&#8217;t wash their faces (not like he looked any better).  It will be interesting as he gets older.  I wonder how long we will be able to visit and have him enjoy his cousins.  They are in a totally different world.  I feel really bad for the kids.<\/p>\n<p>*There&#8217;s the buzzer.  Guess I posted more than I thought, but with a lot less detail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*I had exactly 25 minutes to post before the pizza was ready (assuming Elsa doesn&#8217;t wake up). I was only going to post. Why did I let myself get sucked into FB? *I bought Erik a weapon. Green light saber. Oh my. 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