{"id":412,"date":"2011-02-26T19:45:20","date_gmt":"2011-02-27T02:45:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=412"},"modified":"2011-02-26T19:45:20","modified_gmt":"2011-02-27T02:45:20","slug":"stab-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"Stab Her"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought Mike a GPS system for Christmas.  He asked for it, but it is something I&#8217;ve wanted for a long time.  I would love to explore the area, but I hate getting lost.  I thought this would be a perfect solution.<\/p>\n<p>Ugh.  <\/p>\n<p>So wrong.<\/p>\n<p>I posted before that I really want to do something nice for my cousin&#8217;s new little girl.  They sent Elsa a ton of outfits when she was born and I have been frozen with indecision.  My cousin&#8217;s a doctor and they have been waiting for this little girl forever.  My aunt said they have more outfits than the girl can possibly wear in her lifetime, so I didn&#8217;t really want to go that route.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to make a quilt, but my back is bad and my time is short so it felt like the only quilt I could make would be a simple one and that didn&#8217;t seem special enough.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to get a little Korean doll (the baby is from Korea) but there are very few Korean\/Asian dolls out there and I have a feeling that my cousin has probably already bought every single one that money can buy.<\/p>\n<p>The other day I saw a thing about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/groups\/1347527@N21\/\">ticker tape quilts<\/a> and a plan was formed.  I make a super simple quilt.  I buy a doll (I went with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.growingtreetoys.com\/product\/baby-stella-black-hair-doll?source=googleps\">a black haired Stella doll<\/a>).  I make a ticker tape baby quilt with the scraps.  The doll and the toddler have matching quilts.  It feels special.  Win!<\/p>\n<p>I went to the nearest quilt shop, but didn&#8217;t find any fabrics that I loved.  I knew there was a super-amazing fabric store about 20 minutes away and with my GPS system I could get there with minimum trouble even though it is in middle of a big city that I hate driving in.<\/p>\n<p>This is where I went wrong.  I trusted the GPS.<\/p>\n<p>It had me end up in a parking lot in middle of the city and the lady kept yelling at me when I would leave the parking lot.  I would try to get going in a different direction, but it kept taking me back to that damned parking lot.  Grrrrr!<\/p>\n<p>When I finally found the store I was totally disappointed.  I&#8217;ve been to the Virginia location several times and loved it.  I was at their old Maryland location a couple of years ago and loved it.  They&#8217;ve moved into a much smaller space and barely had anything.  I walked around the whole place looking for the secret stairwell to all the fabric but never did find it.  The only good thing is they were having a super sale, so almost all quilting fabric was $7.50\/yd.  Great price, but if they don&#8217;t have anything you want, who cares?<\/p>\n<p>I came home and did what I should have done earlier this week&#8211;bought several fabrics from an online store.  I want to see them in person, but that dream is done I guess.  They are all from the same collection so I know they&#8217;ll match.  I don&#8217;t know when I&#8217;ll have time to do all this sewing, but I am beyond negligent in getting this gift in the mail so it needs to happen within the next couple of weeks.  <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and did I mention what else that lying woman inside the GPS told me to do?  She wanted me to go south on the main highway instead of north.  I turned her off at that point because I was on my way home and I knew exactly how to get there.  I don&#8217;t know where she was going to send me, but going south would have been a serious mistake.  <\/p>\n<p>Most useless Christmas gift ever?  Possibly.  Especially since it makes you <i>feel<\/i> prepared for driving around, but in reality it knows even less than you do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought Mike a GPS system for Christmas. He asked for it, but it is something I&#8217;ve wanted for a long time. I would love to explore the area, but I hate getting lost. I thought this would be a perfect solution. Ugh. So wrong. 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