{"id":414,"date":"2011-03-01T19:25:25","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T02:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=414"},"modified":"2011-03-01T19:25:25","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T02:25:25","slug":"five-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=414","title":{"rendered":"Five Minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>***Side Note:  I just noticed WordPress didn&#8217;t e-mail me any comments from my last post.  Booo!  Hisss!  Anyway, we have a Garmin and have been unable to figure out how to update the maps.  What good is a GPS if you can&#8217;t update the maps?  Sounds like we should have got a TomTom*****<\/p>\n<p>I might have five minutes to myself, so I might get to post an update.  If it is jumbled up. . . well. . I am the queen of rambles after all.  Not the queen of coherency or theme or them thar fancy bloggin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>And you wonder why I don&#8217;t have a loyal following of thousands.<\/p>\n<p>You know what I wonder?  Why do I have a mosquito bite?  Is it time to buy my summer ticket to Oregon?  Six weeks, please.  I&#8217;ll take unstable, drug addled sociopaths over humidity, heat and insane amounts of bugs.  <\/p>\n<p>My mom finally figured out how to log on to Facebook again.  I have been informed that Elsa has teeth and red hair.  I already knew that.<\/p>\n<p>The red hair isn&#8217;t a huge shock, more of a little surprise.  My mom&#8217;s family has a lot of redheads of varying shades so a little strawberry Elsa fits right in.  When I was in high school I often had strawberry blonde hair, but I can&#8217;t really say that has any influence on Elsa&#8217;s hair since mine was a result of over-processed, badly done home coloring.  My mom was all about the blonde; still is.  She&#8217;s convinced in her little mommy heart that I dye my hair dark brown to thwart her.  I think she really thinks I&#8217;m lying when I tell her I don&#8217;t dye it at all.<\/p>\n<p>That may change in the near future if I keep plucking out all these white hairs.  I&#8217;m going to have a mid-life crisis in about 25 days.  You&#8217;ve been warned.<\/p>\n<p>I think my milk may be drying up, or at least becoming insufficient for supplying a 25 pound 10 month old picky eater with all her milk drinking needs.  Do I supplement with formula?  Goat&#8217;s milk?  Sweetened condensed milk? Something?  I don&#8217;t even know what to do.  I thought I had such humongous boobs that I would never have to worry about insufficient milk supply (even though I know, logically, that boob size has nothing to do with milk supply).  If my period will ever end that might help.  I vaguely recall reading that milk supply can decrease during your period.  I nursed Erik until he was almost three and never had this problem, but he ate a lot and was much smaller.  <\/p>\n<p>Speaking of babies and raising them, I watched Raising Hope on Hulu today.  For some reason I didn&#8217;t want to watch &#8220;my shows&#8221; on the laptop (the basement flooded a bit this weekend and we are trying to de-mold down there and I don&#8217;t want to smell the mold and vinegar) so I tried out Raising Hope.  I was laughing to hard I thought I was going to cry.  The germ episode was the best, but I really enjoyed them all.  I am so glad we are finally getting back to scripted television.  I like a good reality show (Top Chef, old school Project Runway), but I also like well written shows.  <\/p>\n<p>Ok, looks like my five minutes of peace turned into fifteen minutes but now they are over.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>***Side Note: I just noticed WordPress didn&#8217;t e-mail me any comments from my last post. Booo! Hisss! Anyway, we have a Garmin and have been unable to figure out how to update the maps. What good is a GPS if you can&#8217;t update the maps? 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