{"id":812,"date":"2012-02-13T11:18:54","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T18:18:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=812"},"modified":"2012-02-13T11:18:54","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T18:18:54","slug":"oh-dear-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=812","title":{"rendered":"Oh dear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You really shouldn&#8217;t post about cleaning someone&#8217;s clock.  CLOCK.  As in time piece.  As in punch them in the face (I guess that&#8217;s what cleaning someone&#8217;s clock means).  And then go on to post about wanting that person to be naked.  <\/p>\n<p>Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that, but I don&#8217;t generally use the word clock without an L, especially on my blog.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You really shouldn&#8217;t post about cleaning someone&#8217;s clock. CLOCK. As in time piece. As in punch them in the face (I guess that&#8217;s what cleaning someone&#8217;s clock means). And then go on to post about wanting that person to be naked. Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that, but I don&#8217;t generally use the word [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=812"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":813,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions\/813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}