{"id":866,"date":"2012-03-31T19:24:07","date_gmt":"2012-04-01T02:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=866"},"modified":"2012-03-31T19:24:07","modified_gmt":"2012-04-01T02:24:07","slug":"mother-of-a-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=866","title":{"rendered":"Mother of a Son"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was so very happy to read that male hormonal birth control is expected to be approved in the US in about five years.  I hope that&#8217;s true.  Erik needs an implant when he turns 12.  Maybe 13.  I don&#8217;t know.  When do boys become men?<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, my son worries me.  He loves girls.  He loves affection.  He doesn&#8217;t listen to reason. Though I would never encourage high school sex, I have a feeling this kid is going to be getting it on as soon as he can get it on.  It scares the hell out of me.  I don&#8217;t want to have to call the parents of some sweet middle school girl and tell them they better make sure she&#8217;s on birth control because she&#8217;s decided to date my son.<\/p>\n<p>We were watching Worst Cooks in America yesterday and they were preparing a date meal.  Erik announced that he wants to take his &#8220;girlfriend&#8221; on a date.  I was thinking maybe an ice cream date or something, but no.  He wants me to drop them off at a fancy restaurant so they can have a nice meal and kiss at least ten times.  He&#8217;s only kissed a girl four times.  He thinks ten would be better.<\/p>\n<p>First he thought he might take the girl to Uncle Julios, but then decided that wasn&#8217;t fancy enough.  Then he thought they might go to Red Rock Grill, but again&#8211;not fancy enough.  I guess some of the cartoons he watches has the teens going out on dates sometimes.  Candace and Jeremy are always trying to go on dates, right?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m certainly not telling my friend, the mother of the little girl, that Erik is planning a fancy date.  I don&#8217;t think a six year old needs any encouragement in this area.  It does beg the question though:  at what age will he be allowed to date?<\/p>\n<p>He has this whole plan about marrying the little girl in question.  They&#8217;re going to get married when they are 20, go to the same college, have a house, a car and two children (Al and Glitter).  At least he knows he has to have a job to accomplish all of this.  I sure was not planning marriage when I was six years old.  I was still in the &#8220;ewwwww, boys have cooties&#8221; stage.<\/p>\n<p>So yeah. . . gotta hope that male birth control implant is a real thing and proven safe by the time Erik is going to need it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was so very happy to read that male hormonal birth control is expected to be approved in the US in about five years. I hope that&#8217;s true. Erik needs an implant when he turns 12. Maybe 13. I don&#8217;t know. When do boys become men? Seriously, my son worries me. He loves girls. He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=866"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":867,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/866\/revisions\/867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}