{"id":889,"date":"2012-05-07T18:57:58","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T01:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=889"},"modified":"2012-05-07T18:57:58","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T01:57:58","slug":"doozy-of-a-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=889","title":{"rendered":"Doozy of a Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that I&#8217;m using Google calendar, my days feel even more action packed than before.  Probably because I am actually writing all this stuff down and seeing the busy-ness in black and white.  <\/p>\n<p>Today was supposed to be my &#8220;day of rest.&#8221;  I only had to go grocery shopping, go to the dentist and take Erik to dance class.  Easy peasy!<\/p>\n<p>Then my neighbor called and the day turned into one of the most exhausting days in recent memory.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s about 8 months pregnant and has an 11 month old and 2.5 year old.  <\/p>\n<p>She was in labor.<\/p>\n<p>Her husband was an hour away (or more, depending on traffic).<\/p>\n<p>Contractions were coming every three minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Ohshitohshitohshit.<\/p>\n<p>Pre-term labor and a gaggle of kids without car seats is just what I needed to start my day.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why I didn&#8217;t think to call 911.  It never even occurred to me until much later that it would be been the proper course of action.  I did not need to fear delivering a pre-term baby on the side of the freeway with three toddlers improperly restrained in my backseat, you know?<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t know what else to do about the kids, so I just drove them to the hospital in the seats I had, which were all wrong for the ages and weights.  I figured that if I got pulled over the police wouldn&#8217;t deal too harshly with me when I explained the situation.  I was very glad it was at a quiet time of day so the chances of an accident weren&#8217;t as big.  I drove <i>very, very carefully<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I asked my neighbor if she had a diaper bag, but she didn&#8217;t.  She doesn&#8217;t have a car, so I guess she never goes anywhere.  Why would she have a stuffed diaper bag?  I had one diaper in my purse and no snacks at all.  I did have money, but the machine wouldn&#8217;t take a $20.  The staff suggested I go to the cafeteria when the kids started screaming for food.  Please explain to me how people wrangle three children in public places?  <\/p>\n<p>If I had realized what was going to happen, I would have insisted on running into my house and grabbing a pack of crackers and some more diapers. I was just thinking &#8220;get this lady to the hospital!&#8221;  not &#8220;oh crap!  I&#8217;m going to be sitting in a waiting room with three toddlers for a couple of hours!&#8221;   There was no way I was going to drive everyone back without proper car seats, so I was in a pickle.  I hate being so ill-prepared.  I figured if worse came to worse I could go to the pediatric unit.  I know they have diapers and formula and other supplies for emergency situations because our MOMS Club donated a bunch of stuff to them for that purpose a few years ago.  A lot of times families will come in with a child in an emergency situation and need everything from toothbrushes to underwear.  I would just have to find this place and beg for supplies.  The L&#038;D would have newborn diapers and newborn formula, but I didn&#8217;t know if the formula would be appropriate for the baby.  And I sure as hell know the newborn diapers weren&#8217;t going to fit any of the kids I was in charge of.<\/p>\n<p>I was just a weeeeeeeeeeeeeee bit stressed.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention the two little girls don&#8217;t speak a word of English?<\/p>\n<p>The dad finally arrived, checked on his wife and then drove the kids home.   I kept them at my house for a little bit so he could go back to the hospital.  All three girls needed a nap, but only the littlest one was able to fall asleep.  It was pure chaos at my house.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what happened with the pregnant lady.  I couldn&#8217;t understand a word the dad was saying to me, but he said something about her being on a drip.  Their car is home now, but I have no idea what that means.<\/p>\n<p>It would really, really suck to be so far away from all your friends and support system and have a medical emergency.  I&#8217;m glad I was able to help her out, but I just wish she had someone she could be more comfortable with and who could take better care of her girls.  Not that I did anything wrong with them, but I don&#8217;t speak their language so they were pretty scared and confused about what was happening.<\/p>\n<p>And now I am going to watch Castle!  I hope it&#8217;s dreamy!  Holy abrupt subject change, Batman!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that I&#8217;m using Google calendar, my days feel even more action packed than before. Probably because I am actually writing all this stuff down and seeing the busy-ness in black and white. 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