{"id":894,"date":"2012-05-09T18:45:57","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T01:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=894"},"modified":"2012-05-09T19:00:28","modified_gmt":"2012-05-10T02:00:28","slug":"child-o-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=894","title":{"rendered":"Child &#8216;o Mine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve been reading long, you know that Erik and I struggle with homework.  He kicks, screams, yells, tantrums, sulks, cries.  Anything to get out of doing homework.  It has been a lot better since he has a different teacher (current teacher out on mat leave), but he still doesn&#8217;t enjoy it, probably because it is way too much writing.<\/p>\n<p>So yesterday he&#8217;s doing a math worksheet and asks me how do &#8220;do that thing with the x instead of the plus or minus.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah right.  Like I have a clue how to teach a child how to multiply.  Like he&#8217;ll actually sit still and let me explain it.  I told him he would learn it in 3rd grade. <\/p>\n<p>He brought it up again today and promised he would do his homework if I would just &#8220;pretty pretty pretty pretty please teach him the x thing.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>How the flying f-ck am I supposed to teach a 6 1\/2 year old to multiply?  I didn&#8217;t really grasp the concept when I first learned it and I was much older than that.  <\/p>\n<p>So I quickly showed him the idea of the &#8220;x&#8221; meaning &#8220;sets of&#8221; so 3&#215;3 means 3 sets of 3.  I drew it out with little dots and he immediately understood it.  He started asking me to give him questions and he got them all right.  Every damned one, even 8&#215;8.  And he did them all with mental math.  Then he begged me to make him a worksheet, so I wrote out a 20 question worksheet and I sat there in shock as he did every single problem correctly.  He only had trouble on the Zx0 problems, but quickly got that straightened out in his mind as well.<\/p>\n<p>He truly is his father&#8217;s son.  I am not trying to brag, even though I know this is totally braggy.  I am just amazed that his mind can understand the concept of multiplication with barely any help from me.  I learned multiplication tables in third grade, but it took me forever to understand how the numbers made sense and what we were actually doing with the numbers.<\/p>\n<p>The worksheet has been tucked into his folder because he wants to show his teacher.  I think this substitute teacher will be happy and congratulate him on a job well done.  I don&#8217;t know what his real teacher would do, but I wouldn&#8217;t anticipate a big pat on the back from her.  I find it sad that I don&#8217;t believe she would have been impressed or happy.  I think any teacher should be happy and supportive when a student shows an interest in a new skill, especially a fundamental math skill.  Even if the kid does talk too much and can be annoying because he won&#8217;t.  Shut.  UP.  I know that&#8217;s why she doesn&#8217;t care for him.<\/p>\n<p>I need to come up with a great teacher appreciation gift for his sub.  I think her last day is May 22, but will have to confirm that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve been reading long, you know that Erik and I struggle with homework. He kicks, screams, yells, tantrums, sulks, cries. Anything to get out of doing homework. 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