{"id":95,"date":"2010-01-21T19:09:48","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T02:09:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=95"},"modified":"2010-01-21T19:09:48","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T02:09:48","slug":"random-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog2.queenoframbles.com\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"Random"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*Mothers of girls, thank your lucky stars.  There are some things you&#8217;ll never have to do.  Standing your son in the kitchen sink, while you wash brownie batter off his penis is one of them.  I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll have to do other unpleasant tasks, but I really didn&#8217;t need to see my boy having fun with his two favorite things.<\/p>\n<p>*I got a swine flu shot today.  Big excitement!  I also took my glucose test, but won&#8217;t have the results for a few days.  Conclusion:  fruit punch glucose drink is way better than orange, but both are nasty.<\/p>\n<p>*I called and booked Erik an appointment for a swine flu shot and seasonal flu nose spray.  Maybe I&#8217;m a responsible parent after all.  According to my OB there is supposed to be a swine flu resurgence in March.  <\/p>\n<p>*I find it funny that my OB kept asking me if I wanted a swine flu shot, while the receptionist at the ped office refused to acknowledge such a thing existed.  Erik will be having a 2009 H1N1 injection instead.<\/p>\n<p>*We went to Playtime at the Plex again.  The woman who made comments about Erik&#8217;s lack of a helmet was there again.  She was totally freaking out because she forgot her son&#8217;s knee and elbow pads.  For the love of God!  It&#8217;s an indoor gym!  There&#8217;s padding everywhere!  He&#8217;s going to survive!<\/p>\n<p>*Later, the same woman wasn&#8217;t supervising her toddler daughter and the dear daughter removed her diaper than peed all over the place while I sat that and watched.  It took her forever to notice.  Karmic payback?  Mwhahahahaha.<\/p>\n<p>*Mike seems to be feeling better, so hopefully the concert will be a go tomorrow.  Our main problem now is the weather.  There is supposed to be crazy freezing rain and stuff tomorrow, which could make the drive too dangerous.  <\/p>\n<p>*I just realized that Erik is not going to be allowed in the hospital at all while I&#8217;m up there with the baby for fear of swine flu cooties.  I knew that happened to one of my other LJ friends, but I didn&#8217;t really connect the dots.  Then Heather mentioned it today and I suddenly went &#8220;hmmmmm. . . &#8221; so did some calling.  Now I&#8217;m slightly freaking out.  It will be fine.  Erik will be fine.  But I won&#8217;t get to see my boy for four days!  Maybe I should do a VBAC so I can get out of there earlier!  But I am terrified of rupturing my uterus.  My c-section scar has been pulling and hurting a lot and it just gets more painful as the pregnancy progresses.  It worries me.  And I don&#8217;t want to go through labor.  I am very displeased with the idea of being away from Erik for that long, though.  This is so stupid!  If it really does help save babies, then I guess I can support that, but . . . argh!  That really changes the dynamics of introducing a new baby into the family.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Mothers of girls, thank your lucky stars. There are some things you&#8217;ll never have to do. Standing your son in the kitchen sink, while you wash brownie batter off his penis is one of them. 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