My phone has been buzzing all day, but I never use it for text messaging so didn’t realize that’s what all the buzz was about. When I finally checked the voice messages I had a ton of messages from various Tennessee numbers (I have a Tennessee number, which is what happens when you order your cell phone online) all asking for sex. I was incensed. What kind of man thinks he’s going to get a little something something when his opening line is “sup i need head”
I mean, seriously? What self-respecting woman wouldn’t give the guy a swift kick to the head with that kind of behavior? I certainly wouldn’t be rushing over to fill this guy’s needs.
I noticed one guy (I am just assuming gender) had texted three times, so I texted him back “wrong number, pig.”
He texted me right back and apparently he can use proper English. He let me know that my phone number had been posted on Craigslist as an escort ad.
I guess he wasn’t a bad guy after all. He may be after a prostitute, but he had some kernel of human decency to let me know what was going on.
There was another guy who was persistent and I texted him back as well, but he didn’t care that it was a wrong number. He still wanted to “git wit it.”
I have contacted Craigslist, so hopefully they can help. I just checked my voice mail and want to delete everything without listening. Ten new messages from today. I can just imagine.
I am kind of chuckling. It is annoying and gross, but it is an adventure. At this point I truly do believe it was a typo or mistake and not a malicious prank since all the numbers are coming from Tennessee.