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January 15, 2010 at 9:32 am · Filed under Uncategorized

So now people want me to post the number of inches of my foot with a frowny face and no explanation on Facebook to “wind up the men in my life.” How many men would this wind up? And why? The kicker is the end when it says this is to raise breast cancer awareness.

How in the blippity-blim-blam would this raise breast cancer awareness?

I know there was the big buzz about the bra color status thing supposedly raising breast cancer awareness. I only read the first message I received about it and there was no mention anywhere of breast cancer awareness. I don’t think anyone gives a flying flip about the color of my bra and I’m not into cutesy things that are supposed to “make the men wonder.” I’m not 21. I don’t give a damn what the men wonder about.

I am a curmudgeon. And I like it that way.

ETA: I don’t think I explained very well. You would measure your foot, then your status would look like this:

12 in 🙁

Which would lead dirty minded people to think you were unhappy with some man, presumably a facebook friend since we all sleep with all our facebook friends, is not satisfying you in bed with his tiny wiener. Only my feet are 12 inches long, so I would be implying that I am an insatiable maniac in bed that Mike just can’t satisfy. Which would be really great for my mom to see. And my old college professor. And Kisha’s husband. And you. You know, the whole world. It is just ridiculous.

2 Comments

  1. ~zandra~ said,

    January 17, 2010 @ 7:07 am

    I posted much the same thing about a week ago when I got a message about posting your hairstyle. Like a ponytail would be “On Top.” Completely stupid. Like you, I don’t give a flying fig about making the men wonder anything. I prefer to act my age.

  2. Gopher said,

    January 18, 2010 @ 9:22 am

    I agree too. After spending two months in the fall completely addicted to facebook games, I have banned myself from that level of usage. I change my status when I wish my family to know something I am doing or experiencing and that’s it. I don’t use it for random spamming of everbody.
    There should be two facebooks; one for casual users who have a reason for using it, and one for kids and spammers.

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